It’s very important in life to know when to shut up. You should not be afraid of silence.

-Alex Trebek

Conversely, it’s a great way of getting out of jury duty if you mention it during jury pool selection in criminal cases - the prosecution will kick you out as quickly as possible. It’s why I haven’t served on a jury for over thirty years.

Cool, can I have $228 then?

Because that’s how much you’ve given (on average) to Musk in taxes thus far over the years. It’s going to go up to about $600 when you file for 2025, because that phat $38 billion is set to grow to $117 billion. I mean, if you don’t mind giving the world’s richest man a couple of hundred bucks, why not your friendly neighborhood Lemming Man?

My venmo is boredpeopleareboringasfuck@jesusfuckwhyevencomment.fu