I love when an epic speech has zero emotion.

Good. Make it hurt. (As an American who will be affected.)

good.

The faces are extra tasty.

My senior year in High School I did this speech for our Senior Program. A few years ago I redid it as a video for a Space Nerd friend. It still is one of my favorite poems(?) speeches(?) whatever it is, it’s timeless and amazing.

Remember kids, it is your duty to punch a nazi.

OK, good luck with that. The only people in the US still using TikTok don’t care that it’s now ran by the Trump Admin. Fuck that noise.