Or even better, you can buy yourself a pet president.

I mean, fucking up is a common thing people do and is an integral part of the human condition. What should be emphasized about Jobs case is that he fucked up his own liver, learned the cause and treatments, used his wealth to cut in the waiting line to get a liver transplant, and then fucked his second liver just the same way. This is the definition of terminally stupid, and no UX focus will ever change that.

Remember, you always should read Trump’s posts in a voice of a drunk Limerick aunt.

Es ist wichtig zu erinnern, dass Selenskyj der Grund für Trumps erstes Amtsenthebungsverfahren war. Trump ist ein alter, böser und nachtragender Opa, der eher in eine Kneipe mit ebenso durchgeknallten Typen gehört als ins Oval Office.

Тримайся друже, поховали тих, переживемо і цих.