Unfortunately I don't have any bood

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 4 hours ago

A dog snoring or sniffing, a cat purring, idk

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago

Spending time with children instead of just watching subpar product placement created for me to look at advertising while telling the kids to watch even worse subpar product placement created for them to look at advertising.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago

At this point, anything user generated

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago

Sai is like one of the classics, I remember being odd for being an artrage user years ago (still am one)

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

“probably”

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Unfortunately I don't have any bood

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Lawnmower rule

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

What makes you feel a weird sensation of stillness?

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Craving your warmth

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

There's nothing I can do about my urge to protect.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Are there any fictional characters more powerful than Maxwell from Scribblenauts?

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

If too much weightlifting is bad then why did god make it so fun

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

You know you've made it when you wake up at 6AM to your dog licking your face instead of yet another ringtone you can't stand anymore.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

I got promoted.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

It's not that I want to be annoying, it's just that you're too sweet for this horrible world and I feel an insatiable urge to protect you.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

If you didn't wear your heart on your sleeve, it wouldn't be stepped on so often.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago

It's raining a lot out there,

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

I use my commute to relieve the stresses of work

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

Oh to wake up with my arms wrapped around my dog with a view above the clouds

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

See you tomorrow, love y'all! Bye bye!

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago

Especially when they were mumbling first like why ffs rule

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago

If I could be in your arms with your chest against mine, feeling my most prized possession beating against yours.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 18 days ago

Find a wife who cuddles as much as a big dog.

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 19 days ago

Wasted seventy-seven dollarules

Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago

The closer your bedroom is to the ground, the worse your life is.

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