Man, in his hubris, tried to make cured meats that would reach the Heavens.

Sorry, I can’t hear your judgement here in my pillow fortress

I enjoyed learning the backstory of the first one, but I was very disinterested in the story, as in, what is currently happening.

Food too expensive? Just don’t eat.

Luckily, there’s plenty of Defoe for everyone

Yeah, I don’t mind electric stoves but I gotta have one large high pressure burner for woks and griddles

I was calling them terrorists

Mine are

Nah, the Romans had free public utilities and entertainment.

Both are poisoned with lead, though

Engineer friend once talked for 30 minutes about fursuit cooling and how mouth hinges work.

Dude isn’t even a furry, it was pure love of the game.

This is not normal.

No one should drive a Jeep.

Back in the day you could call someone’s iPhone a Blackberry to annoy them. Though in this case Steve Jobs is a nazi

Personally, I think the Deck is too big for my tastes, but the beauty of the ecosystem is that anyone can make one while still having almost all the Deck features.

I’d love to have a Vita or even PSP sized Steam handheld with a great screen for smaller titles, but that comes with its own problems

Phone bad

Isn’t the greek equivalent of X Chi while Xi has more of an s sound?

I hope you didn’t mean it, but that is a really gross sentence with a slur phonetically.