Miles O'Brien

I will happily wax everything below my ears, dress up in a skirt, and put on some makeup in order to have breakfast with Leonard Nimoy.

Knowing big bang theory, half the episode would be shitty “trans people exist isn’t that funny” “jokes” and with the laugh track, there’s 3/4 of your time slot.

And then it would be Zachary Quinto.

Damn, the only people I want to share this with who would understand it, would be offended.

I have put more hours into red alert 2 and generals/ZH than the rest of my entire gaming collection combined…

This does bring a smile to my face.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know your trigger was s*y milk, do you need a safe space to calm down before facing the big scary coffee shop again?”

A proper response to someone giving you shit about soy milk or almond milk or any other type.

Or anyone who parrots Republicans and their AnTi-wOkEnEsS lines.

The world is filled with assholes, why would I want to act like one in the privacy of my own home where I don’t have to deal with anyone I don’t wish to?

Rude npc? Ded time

Chill npc with a nice coat? You can stay… For now…

Option to be a dick to people just because I can or it gives me slightly better rewards? Nah I’m good.

Just don’t ask why so many saves are directly in front of people…

Oh man…

1: RIP to Trevor.

B, I remember every time this would make the rounds, so many people would get super pissed about it and go on huge multi-paragraph rants about how unfunny it was and that it should be deleted before the FBI arrests everyone who shares it.

The jokes write themselves.

YOU’RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you’re a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn’t. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.