This might be true if his supporters cared or the justice system would hold them accountable for anything. As it stands, it probably wouldn’t even matter.

Plot twist: It’s not sugar, it’s cocaine.

I feel that. They’re like the kobolds of the dinosaur kingdom.

This seems like an appropriate time to share one of my favorite stand-up routines on Youtube.

I think he meant they were going to think he was autistic because of his single-minded obsession with his shrimp. Also a bad stereotype, but a different one, at least.