hope

(I had to charge my phone to call a cab)

Idk, seems true to me. My phone died during a Twenty One Pilots concert at TD Garden during the part where we’re supposed to shine our phone lights and I was forced to stay an extra half-hour.

I’m not particularly fond of Bucks county. They know what they did.

That’s actually a myth (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_customer_is_always_right). Almost every “the full quote is actually…” is something made up decades if not centuries after the more widely known quote.