Don’t get me started on Horizon: Forbidden West. It was a beautiful game. It also had every gameplay problem the first one did, and added several more to boot. The last half of the game was fucking tedious, and I basically finished it out of spite.

You know how people remember how the fecklessness of the Weimar Republic is what allowed Nazism to take over? They’ll be remembered like that. And by “they,” I kind of collectively mean nearly all of us.

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Or if you want to spend a little more for the real deal…

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Richard the Treacherous

the proportions are just weird.

I agree with you, but that’s also an accurate description of Elon Musk.

Named official envoy to… Romania, so that he can go back and pick right up where he left off, except now he’ll have diplomatic immunity.

I was waiting for it to transition to throwing raw eggs and gasping.