I was behind somebody in the queue at Screwfix who was asking for advice after their landlord had glossed the inside of their BATH. What a lunatic.

Nah not if it’s gonna be some tenuous metaphor, but thanks for asking instead of trying to convert people in the atheism community!

IT WASN’T EVEN FIG SEASON, JESUS!

How wild would it be if you actually met an all-powerful entity who created the entire universe. You ask it for some knowledge, and it tells you about the time it got mad at a tree for not producing figs

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+11%3A12-25&version=NIV

My bad for sending a mobile link. I am indeed a scumbag.

Haha of course. An “oral agreement” that nobody has any record of. They called no takesies backsies, too!

Here’s an actual promise that really was agreed to. Signed by Russia. In writing. You know, like what happens when countries actually agree to things in the real world and not in Russian propaganda la la land.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapest_Memorandum

You’re not just believing propaganda anymore. You’re also spreading it.

Men 🙄

White with a hint of slumlord

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

Oeuf is French for egg. “Un oeuf” sounds like “enough”

We have some like that in England, for example a Frenchman only ever carries one egg because an egg is un oeuf