Oh my gosh, she looks so nice! I think it’s about time for those of us they’d never expect to stand up and start burning it all down.

If you would be so kind to pick some of us up along the way, I’ll make sure I have a bag packed with booze and other necessities here in Wisconsin. I want to get drunk and burn things with my Canadian friends. I love hanging out with you guys.

No worries! The climate catastrophies will get most of us well before cancer does.

Was it, though?