And then Moses negated the ocean field card by parting the water, and somehow used Change of Heart on the Pharaoh himself, breaking God’s hardening curse and causing him to forfeit the duel.

Sugar is indeed wildly addictive. Way too easy to eat more than an entire daily value in a single snack these days if you aren’t reading labels on the back of products.

Feminine artifacts, honking melons, pink. These were the ingredients chosen to create the “perfect” representation of cartoon women in media.

How I didn’t get this page while reverse searching the original, I will never know. Thank you!

Viktor Ivanovich Govorkov

It’s over Windows-chan, I’m moving on to an open (source) relationship.

It took a couple iterations, but I am surprised too.

“OP Unknown” is not gonna fly really, but also after doing some reverse searching the artist in question might honestly be lost to time edit—found. Likely mid century soviet artist, anti-alcohol propaganda poster. A bit out of scope for the intent of my rule tbh.

Here’s the original:

By Viktor Ivanovich Govorkov

Likewise, those cute little paw pads cats have are a big part of being sneaky too. Remember to put on the paws, it’s important!

The good news is you’re getting a basement! The bad news is it’s your current first floor…

Ah yes, the Karma Chameleon!

This probably the latest email sent out to all government employees from DOGE.

When you work on your rig, you work on yourself too.

Also please put the username of the artist in the title or post body. Thankfully this has a tiny watermark on it. Veee_Eight (VeEight on FurAffinity)

Take it as a compliment, the judge thinks you just pulled all that out of thin air. “Imagine what could’ve happened with pre-planning” the judge thinks. “The whole city could’ve been leveled!” They’re afraid of your genius, let them be!

Now it’d be like:

You play with electricity, what happens next is SHOCKING!