Okay.

It was Roadkill Fucker Kennedy’s idea. He’s already in board with raw milk, after all.

But no little tiny tusks? No trunk? Lame. Is it so wrong to want a tiny mammoth I can hold in one hand?

Yeah, we know, irony is dead. But if the world made sense then the Orange Idiot wouldn’t be in charge.

Man my mother had us take cod liver oil with the usual multivitamin as kids. It tasted kinda bad, but otherwise meh. You know what it wasn’t though? A substitute for fucking vaccines. I just wish they’d had the chicken pox vaccine back then. That shit sucked.

We know.

So she’s proud of being a gross slob?

Anyway most jobs I’ve had will have something to say about you not meeting dress - or basic hygiene - standards.

Well it’s a crime so if you wanna risk a trip to prison, good luck. I’ll be cheering for ya. From waaaaay over here though.

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

No, but it doesn’t really matter. The government has selected its scapegoat. I just hope that the jurors understand what jury nullification is before they go in. Gawd knows the courts don’t want anyone funding out.

Cool, let’s start with Donny boy and his brood of troglodytes.

I’ve heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.