Check out sunshine/moonlight. It takes some tinkering but it runs better than remote play and can be configured to auto change your resolution on connect and disconnect. There’s also a plug-in for decky as well.

I thought we had a few that were in a state of disassembly that technically qualified for the purposes of international treaties as not existing.

It’s a whole experience not just a line. It’s a link to a Tom cardy video where he sings about vicious mockering a short guy so hard he dies.