The fuck you know if they match or don’t. Do I know you?

Some cunning bitch waltzed in there and ripped around 50 dollars out of my demented granny while I took a fucking nap. This isn’t something you just let slide like that. This is personal stuff. It makes me look like a fool. Sure as shit there will be more to this story if that lady is up to something more. I know where she lives

She should be grateful that the wrench stayed in the pocket, she won on a lottery