This looked real until I checked the comments

Banzi!

Nice

I verberally excreted hahas when I saw this

One single HUMAN cell, everyone knows humans are above all animals

Move fast and break things (hopefully they follow court orders)

He look like Luigi if he was from Italy

Let me open up my Linux bible and see if its malicious

Ai shit post*

Some factors here: he’s tall and male so his energy need is greater compared to the latter. Here’s his TDEE (total daily energy expenditure) ( https://tdeecalculator.net/result.php?s=metric&g=male&age=21&kg=60&cm=180&act=1.375&f=2 ). Another factor: if he’s over eating the fat he puts on won’t be visible fat but the fat that insulates the organs.

Same length

Intense eye contact

Remember when Trump said he was going to do this, I do, and he did.

Yep

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