I got denied a pain med at the dr today. The pain is like 6/10 not horrible but it’s the consistency that’s awful. So anyway I’ve been sober the past 30 days, was really proud of myself for that as it wasn’t easy. Now I sit here in pain looking to score on craigslist. Wish me luck lads

9gag??? Is ifunny next

I like to sneak up behind my friend and grab him up super tight and scream struggle snuggle time while he fights and claws to get away. He says he hates it but we both know he lyin

I get stopped and “randomly” searched at all airports and theme parks. Everytime I’ve been to Disneyland bam “random” search, airport security lines bam pulled out of line for a “random” search. You may ask why I get "randomly " searched so much. I’m brown. That’s it. I dress nice don’t stand out aside from my skin color. How many times can one person be randomly searched by tsa before it stops becoming random? Answer, it was never random

He believes in trafficking cocaine

By accidentally liking a 4 year old post at 2 am of them at the lake

I was having a great morning until I remembered how broke i am and that I have to go to the pawn shop after work to pawn something for gas money. But hey the economy is doing great