Watching the ceramic 'splode and water go everywhere. Endless entertainment for literally dozens of seconds!

Awwww damn…

I went through my girlfrriend’s cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

You know we have toilets for that, right?

And theeeeennnn…?

I was in disbelief that it was Jello because it does not look like Jello

Oddly enough, probably the only thing on that plate I’d eat a bite of

How the fuck is that Jello