Kid rock makes music for people who smoke newports through a hole in their neck.

Same. It only takes me about 12 hours to go from freshly showered to glistening like a ham with grease even with minimal physical activity and moderate temps.

Before anyone gets on me about “try this different soap” or “your skin will adjust if you just start showering less”, I have tried both, believe me. I have tried basically every soap on the shelf from ultra gentle barely even a soap soaps to bathing with literal surgical scrub. I have tried ultra moisturizing soaps, I have tried soaps for greasy skin and hair, I have tried medicated ones, I have tried natural ones, I have tried everything. I have also tried the “just shower less” advice. It doesn’t work. I can cut my number of showers in half or even less for months at a time and my skin doesn’t adjust one bit, I just get greasier, smellier, and also break out in rashes as a bonus. Some people just have really greasy skin. Also tried different diets from vegan, to keto with no change.