Oh dang, that must’ve been two or so years now that I’m thinking about it. I’m going to give it another shot!

I tried matrix a while back, and it felt like using an “early-access” game. It just didn’t quite work as it should

My dead sir, you’re bisexual

we hope to clarify that online claims such as remote disabling of printers, mandatory subscriptions, or unauthorized monitoring of printed files are completely false

Then why call home for permission at all?

I figured this company was sketchy when their first few printers had some unusual cloud dependencies. Looks like I did the right thing avoiding them for it