And everyone tells me I’d be an asshole for asking a girl out while she’s at work. Well don’t keep us in suspense man, story time.

And every time I mention the fact that there are no places anymore acceptable to ask a woman out besides the bar (not much of a drinker, also not abstinent) or online (I don’t even social media):

Some dickhead: Just get a hobby bro, go to the gym!

no.

Enhanced interrogation techniques in the “police action” in the middle east because we had “proof” they had “WMDs” no less. It definitely “wasn’t” a war based on lies for oil…