I’ve only been working as a programmer for 2 weeks but I’m already broken… took me a while to figure out how that’s standup

even the light engine is server side

yep :)

you can probably imagine how horrible it is when you have many many players doing many many light updates.

Minecraft Performance also got a LOT worse since 1.7

Minecraft Performance over time is like Moore’s law on steroids but upside down.

agile is the communism of software developers

was the rock itself made by a human? maybe yes because it was turned into that shape by a human, or maybe no because it was made by the earth

Christmas is no longer a holiday that honors the Christian god, it’s a holiday that honors the god of capitalism, money.

Who says capitalizing is for differentiating a name from a noun? maybe it’s for differentiating a noun from everything else and English is actually the one doing it wrong.

literally me but replace the pretty girl with a horrible disgusting abomination