CANADA - A somewhat reclusive and middle-aged Canada admitted it is stuck between making new friends or sticking with the one friend they’ve had forever, despite them recently becoming noticeably more conservative.
Dear Canada, I was raised by very Trump-like people (father of course worships at the alter of the pedophile rapist cheeto). Cutting them out of my life was the best thing that I ever did, and I have never regretted it. Learned a lot about myself in the process and was able to heal. I know this is satire, but it would be a great idea for you, at least for the next decade or so…
Dear Canada, I was raised by very Trump-like people (father of course worships at the alter of the pedophile rapist cheeto). Cutting them out of my life was the best thing that I ever did, and I have never regretted it. Learned a lot about myself in the process and was able to heal. I know this is satire, but it would be a great idea for you, at least for the next decade or so…