High cost of eggs force children to decorate Easter tofu blocks

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High cost of eggs force children to decorate Easter tofu blocks

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

CINCINNATI, OH - When single father Michael Field’s children, Talia and Connor, ran to their kitchen table last Sunday to decorate eggs for Easter, they were confused to find instead a bowl of strange, damp white chunks.

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