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streetfestival@lemmy.ca to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month ago

Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province

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Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province

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streetfestival@lemmy.ca to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month ago
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OTTAWA - With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump's sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America's forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.
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    Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.

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      The whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.

      However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.

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        Make Puerto Rico their bosses

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        Hell no. Puerto Ricans overwhelmingly voted for Orange babboon.

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          Oh booo yea ok fuck ‘em.

          That isn’t just voting for the leopard who will eat your face, that’s voting the leopard who has already eaten your face.

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      Canadian territories get to vote though

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      Just don’t impose a stamp tax and you should be golden.

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