I live in a totalitarian state ran by people with no understanding of basic physics.

It is 9 am GMT at the time of writing, but it now identifies as 10 am BST due to DST, a woke ideology invented to exert authoritan control over proud patriots. Proponents of DST have infiltrated the government so deeply that people think it can now be whatever time they want it to be.

Think you can turn back the clocks? Guess I’ll turn mine back to 5pm Friday so I can drink for another two days. Maybe I’ll turn them all the way back to the 1960s to undo decades of inflation and finally be able to buy a house.