• deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    His last words were “Let us relieve the Romans from the anxiety that has plagued them for so long, for it tries their patience too much to wait for an old man to die.”

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      1 day ago

      Historian legend lore: The great tyrant lorde of scottsdale said as he was burned at the stake “Thoust flames doth burn not but the soul of the empire. You pigs may burn thine flesh but my legacy lives etched in the annals of history.”

      What the great tyrant lorde of scottsdale actually said as he was burned at a stake: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KIILLLL ME PLEASE IT HURTS SO BAD GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH”