I want that sofa so bad, yet I have neither the money, nor the space in my room.😭
I looked it up, and I think it’s nearly $5k…
I have seen this chair like 50 times already across different social media. Apparently in 2025 you can go viral and keep milking the views for months just by buying a weird piece of furniture…
Idiocracy made manifest
Welcome to the world of the plastic
beachcouch“Honey, are you alright? Please take a seat on the Sofarambe”
I genuinely fail to see how anyone could be upset about this. Who wouldn’t want that couch?
This was my first real out-loud laugh of the day. I don’t like it, but I found it funny. Cheers.
Babe babe babe the new Harambed just came in
different connotation for muslims
i’d try to put some furby mouth and eye motors in it and shove an Alexa/Siri in it’s head.
Don’t know why my mind immediately went there but it looks big enough to have sex on
Settle down JD.
For a second I thought I’d missed that story arc in Scrubs, but then I remembered which timeline we’re in.
I, too, was confused until your post enlightened me. Thanks.
“Listen, if I wanna do a crossover between couch fucking and bestiality, I’m gonna do it. Come here, King Kong. JD is home.”
*with
“Sorry babe, we’re only doing it on the gorilla from now on.”
All those “dicks out for Harambe” kids are now adults with established careers and disposable income.
Can’t do it without my buddy
The gorilla-spreading is real.
Gorillas actually have tiny balls, and therefore have no biological reason to manspread.
They do it cause they’re dicks
I’m just gonna stand over here… away from the gorilla you just said has tiny balls…
Apparently gorillas are quite gentle.
Still probably best not to risk it.
I’m impressed
