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You can hang on to the penis of someone who’s climbing.
You can also buy an auto-jacker and go hands free.
Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.
No!?! Watch me!!!
TBH I could easily climb 1 handed.
Just switch which hand grabs your johnson as you climb each rung.
Or you can skip the rungs and hold the side of the ladder.
Then at the top Kermit the Frog is waiting “each rung represents a sin in life to overcome. Try again.” and kicks me down to the bottom.