TNG s1e8 “Justice”
Fuck you, shoresy!
Fuck you Jonesy I had to activate the EMH to do a cranial scan on yer mom after I fucked her brains oot last night
Fuck you O’brien your life’s such a fucking sad mess i get a charity tax break just watching you. I fucked your wife last night and she definitely saw five lights
Fuck you, Shoresy!
Give yer balls a tug. Your mom caused a gravimetric disturbance when she climbed on top of me last night.
[Tried to load an image of upturned lude Shoresy, but currently in an airport]
Edit: via imgflip
You’re softer than a Tootsie Roll fruit cup, you fucking plug.
Fuck you Riley I had to increase power to the inertial dampeners or else I woulda broken yet mom’s hip from fuckin’ her so hard
This comment made me chuckle IRL. There’s something special about imagining Shoresy with a star fleet uniform down in engineering yelling this over the comms in his Shoresy-voice.
