originally posted by me to tumblr in 2016, but still completely accurate

  • nightsky@awful.systems
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    2 months ago

    This is a good text, although I don’t understand “coded by dildo”… is that a reference to some incident?

    or the forthcoming Internet of Things

    Aah, the good old days :') I miss it when the hypes were so relatively harmless.

    which i can assure you is a term meaning “unfixable Heartbleed everywhere forever”

    …accurately predicted!

    • David Gerard@awful.systemsOP
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      2 months ago

      just me and the loved one ranting about tumblr being written by whacking the keyboard with dildos until some exemplary PHP falls out