white_fox34@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 days agoWhy don't scientists trust atoms?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't scientists trust atoms?plus-squarewhite_fox34@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 days agoWhy did the scarecrow win an award?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the scarecrow win an award?plus-squarewhite_fox34@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 days agoAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 days agoI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 days agoWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 days agoA hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 12 days agoA string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 29 days agoThese are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThese are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 29 days agoA young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of itplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoJunior had just received his brand new drivers license.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareJunior had just received his brand new drivers license.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoI was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoIf you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoA magician was driving down the street and thenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA magician was driving down the street and thenplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoWhat do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoWhy do bees hum?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do bees hum?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agowhats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarewhats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoDoes anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDoes anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
